things i like about this country:
-candy
-all bathrooms are marked with tiny "occupied" signs. no one walks in on anyone.
-ladies with style everywhere
-carbonated water is standard and everywhere
-old ladies are darling
-everyone says "brilliant!" and "lovely!"
-everyone thinks it's INSANE ....like EVERYONE thinks it is REAL CRAZY that america doesn't have equal rights for the gayz
-seriously the old ladies here are off the hook
