Thursday, April 8, 2010

THIS POST IS FOR BRITTNEY.



last night at virgin daiquiri we did the dream as usual. (the dream, where we bring up an audience member ask them about their day, and then do a bunch of scenes based on their day...their "dream." always very stupid.) the host was asking this girl about her day and she was talking about this class where she had to design a costume...SNOOZE.

then she said,
"the character was based on audrey hepburn...if anyone even knows who that is."

if anyone even knows who that is?

every person who has ever purchased art in urban outfitters, every person who knew a boring girl who had a myspace, every single person knows who audrey hepburn is.

when will i not feel complete embarassment for the "dreamer?"